I want to go in a hearse, not a mini van. http://www.wmtw.com/news/hearse-involved-in-accident-on-turnpike/25421690
Here's a classy way to ride to your final resting place. Tim Parrott's Funeral Home in Tyrone, GA uses this old Packard. It's actually Cadillac powered though.
In this case, I wouldn't hold that against the owner. Probably did that for reliability and ease of service on a vehicle in regular use.
If you ride in a getaway wagon, you might escape needing a hearse right away Don't forget to bring along a live musician, in case the radio fuse burns out and you don't have spares
I'm old. I may only have days, months, or years left. But ain't no way I'm going to ride in a mini-hearse. I won't go if that's all this one horse town has!:banghead3:
Clearly some one in there after life was not amused at all about there last ride being in a mini van and not a hearse and did what ever it took to get out of it!