What a dumb A$$

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  1. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    CyberWiz, if you'd taken silverfox's advice and driven 145+ MPH the doors would have stayed closed. :clap:
     
  2. Cyber-Wizard

    Cyber-Wizard Well-Known Member

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    To have been going 145MPH in a Plymouth Reliant, I'd be more concerned about the cliff I must have just driven off of than the doors.
     
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    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:





    As I was reading your bit about the doors, I was actually thinking that I would have done the same things... I guess we are both in the right thread...:biglaugh:
     
  4. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Make me number three! Who'd a thunk about the bungee cords stretching ? :49: Anyone who would haul a hot pizza sideways in a motorcycle saddlebag doesn't always plan ahead. :D
     
  5. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    I've had cars that would need an awfull tall cliff to even get close to that speed. :29:
     
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    I used to drive a C-60 Chevrolet stakebed to haul all our scaffolding and boards when I worked for my dad. It was a gas burner with a 350 4speed with a 2 spd rearend. It top out at a whooping 62mph. Driving that thru New Orleans interstate I can't tell you how many times people passed me and I am assuming they were telling me I was #1 with that one finger sticking out the window at me. :biglaugh:
     
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    PHfff...


    Dumba$$!


    :tiphat:
     
  8. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    I wouldn't have written it if I didn't know it were true..............But did you have to tell everyone else? :D
     
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    Jim 68cuda Well-Known Member

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    ...I had a Dakota pickup truck that had a convenient mesh pocket on the leading edge of the front seat that I could store small stuff in, like one of those little pocket size cannisters of Binaca breath spray.
    I was driving along on my way to meet a young lady, and reached down to the seat pocket for the little canister and pumped two squirts of breath spray into my mouth.
    ...only... what I grabbed wasn't the breath spray. It was a similar sized canister of "New Car Smell" auto air freshener.
    Thought I was going to die (coughing, gagging, eyes watering), I managed to get pulled over to the side of the road to recover.
    At least my breath smelled like a new Buick.
     
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    Oh man, that is really bad. I've never heard of car breath before.:1st:
     
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    Oh sorry...oops I'm not suppose to say that anymore...sorry...damn it...
     
  12. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    I can't even think of a comment for this one! I suppose it could have been worse---maybe. :confused:WD-40 doesn't taste bad, as anyone who has sprayed it in the wind should know. Not sure about Rain-X or those other things we keep handy.
    The main thing is, did she kiss you?
    I'm sure there are many things worse than Buick breath!
     
  13. silverfox

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    Yeah. Yugo breath. :yup:
     
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    I almost wrote Kia breath. But didn't want to hit a dead horse. :rofl2::deadhorse:
     
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    Me TOO! :lolup:
     

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