Vintage unusual hearse conversions

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  1. Poison_Ivy

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    We'll make an exception for ModelT1. He gets the sea catapult from the road Zepplin. It's easier to keep him with us than to smoke him in our crackpipes like Keith Richards did with his dad's ashes

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    My sister in law used to call my 1955 Chevy wagon a hearse.:mad::badwords:

    While we lived in Florida my plan was to cremate me, preferably after I died, put my ashes in a rusty old Folgers coffee can, put the can in the back of my 1955 Chevy wagon with the lid removed, and drive slowly down Daytona Beach, letting my ashes blow out onto the sun lotion covered bodies of pretty young ladies.

    Now that we are back in Illinois in the middle of corn country, my kids will drive my Chevy wagon to the Illinois river levy. As they drive my Chevy to the levy, my ashes will drift into the muddy waters as tug boats push grain and coal barges up and down stream. Most likely my ashes will be injested by Carp and other bottom dwellers.

    Not as romantic yet a similar fate !:band:
     
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    With your luck, a homosexual carp might munch some of that ash and you won't be able to do anything about it, Sir. Why not have a relative back up to an open door of some strip club, during Summer time, and let him or her pour the ashes down the carburetor while revving the engine. That way, you would force your molecules into the lungs of women who didn't want to have anything to do with you, because of your dollar bill hoarding or whatever other excuses. Once you have that done, you will be a part of them, whether they like it or not. Once something gets into one's lungs, it takes a couple of decades to get it all back out, unless it's fiberglass slivers which hang in like fish hooks for ever
     
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    A bat hearse :dizzy::coco:

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    One tailored to the Argentine market

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    How about a five-wheeler

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    A Holden hot rod hearse

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    Well. I think living in Illinois it would be a lot more practical if your ashes were used under the rear tires of a ‘55 Chevy to help rock it out of an ice patch on your driveway. There is enough corn and wheat dust particulants to keep the carp fat and happy.
     
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    Well I’d say the majority of it is a ‘51 Cadillac. The rear has ‘61 tail lights and fins grafted on to it. Don’t know what the dual headlights are off of, but it’s a bizarre looking rig.
     
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