Vintage unusual hearse conversions

Uh, that is a self-propelled Silver Twinkie I dearly hope to avoid for a long, long time!

 

Looks appropriate for a drive-by sea burial. Weren't once in the Navy?

 

I like almost all of the hearses. Keep one handy. I'm not getting any younger.
I sort of like that RV hearse. I enjoy sleeping outside sometimes and dumping my body at an RV dump station would be handy.

 

If that RV's equipped with a steam-powered launching mechanism, typical of an aircraft carrier, you could get yourself launched into the sea. That way, you could enter the food chain, starting with the sharks and ending with whatever bottom feeds. That way, if anyone of us eat any organism which took part in eating you, that one of us would be indirectly injesting your molecules or even atomic particals into us. That way, you could indirectly remain a forum member, despite most of you not longer being signed up here, Sir

 

I was told the "RV" hearse is used for the last rides for former Airstream Corp employee's