swf official canada-usa-world relations thread

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I'll take TWO orders!!! NOW!

 

Also in the interest of maintaining our relationship, perhaps you should road trip to Canada and we can sit down and devour it while it's still hot. I'm betting Hollandaise and eggs won't travel very well.

I'm sending my wife down to the U.S. this afternoon. It's only fair that the U.S. should send someone back.

 

ummmm.....just where is it, exactly, that you are sending that beautiful redhead?? Not that I care or anything. Just curious. Like...where will she be at what time?

And, by the way....if Cat goes to Canada, ........you can keep him!

 

She's going to.....(spins globe frantically)....Oregon! Yeah, that's it! Oregon. You should look for her there! She's bringing her mother along, 'Fox. YOUknowwhatImtalkinbout.

I'm afraid Cat is probably an acclimatized Floridian now. To take him out of his natural habitat for longer than, say, the time it would take to eat some Breakfast Poutine, may very well do irreparable harm. I don't know if anyone would notice the mental changes, but I'd feel terrible if he froze to death, I might not even be able to finish my Poutine.

 

Was it something you said??? Is she coming back???

 

Sorry for the delay....I will address Cat's impending trip to Canada shortly......I'm tied up right now on the Expedia site.............

 

Could have been but it's unlikely to have been anything I haven't said before and gotten away with. I'm sure it's just a shopping trip.

I do get a whole weekend to myself to finish polishing those rims for the wagon and maybe try to find the front end squeaks in the Marquis.

 

OK....I'm back, now. It's difficult to get booked on a flight from Wisconsin to Oregon on short notice!

Let's see...where were we....oh yeah! Cat's trip to Canada.
First off, if Cat froze no one would notice. More importantly, I don't believe Cat speaks Canadian, eh? Besides.....the real reason he hasn't been driving is because he gets lost just backing out of his driveway.

 

Well, if you figure out it was something you said, make sure you write it down so you can use it again in future when you need a weekend to do fun things.

 

What's this.........?

 

I told her she had to be nice to me or I would call Homeland Security to tip them off that she might have terroristic tendencies and ensure that they keep her down there. Think that might have done it?

 

'Fox has a crush on my mother-in-law.

 

...or maybe it's my wife.:16suspect1:

 

Oh yeah.....the MIL. I cancelled my flight.