S'okay, they aren't in Oregon anyway. Just a random unnamed location in the U.S. After all, I am a security nerd.
Well....have fun trying to put up with Cat all weekend. If he finds his way and learns how to speak Canadian.
Believe it or not, that's what made me use the word "terroristic". That might even confuse Carnivore.
CW - you may have to explain the term hoser as I think our southern friends, particularly way southern, might not know what that means. Listen, with your sweet baboo'ette and the MIL gone for the weekend just think of all the great car things you could be doing. Go for a cruise - join a cruise-in, go find greasy old parts at the wreckers. Put some car parts in the kitchen, take pictures, then clean up, she'll never know and you too will have joined the "she lets me work on my car parts in the kitchen" like Fannie's husband can. Heck, you could even put some in the bedroom for another swell picture. You can use the new towels to finish polish your wheels and if you wash them enough times you might get all the crap out of them before she gets home. You can eat anything you want, any where you want, any time you want. You can stay up late or get up early or vice versa - eeks, you have the world by the tail and can have an outstanding weekend. I'm jealous.
Take off, eh? You're such a hoser. Back off you hoser! I have mentioned to you hosers that our next door neighbor is from up north of Detroit and says eh and other strange Canadian comments while wearing his plaid hat sideways. The good thing is he and his wife only stop in a few days a year to visit. Being an extrucker he has mentioned some strange food not typical to real American truck stops. And I can stand cold weather. I was born and raised in Illinois and have seen subzero temps and snow. I just don't want to think about it! eh?
Cat..???....you question our food???...... ....no wonder he cheeted on her So what does this mean.... only 85% fat? and this? So I can’t tell you if the Loco Moco at Big City Diner was better than that four-dollar Loco Moco combo special I lived off of for months in college. Sure, that Shattuck Blvd discount dinner was saltier than bad crack seed, but the spam haikus on the walls were adorable, and did I mention it was four dollars for rice, mac salad, a meat patty and two sunnyside-up eggs? . oh, lets have Spamshi tonite..... I luv ya Cat....you can have your deep fried turkey, we'll stick to our deep fried beaver!...Eh
I luv ya Cat....you can have your deep fried turkey, we'll stick to our deep fried beaver!...Eh Tonite it's Brauts and Pepsi! (Memories of Wisconsin)------But after seeing that Spam I nearly lost my appetite. I honestly haven't had Spam since I was a kid but some memories never leave!