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I admit that on a rare occasion I have gone monochromatic... but I never looked like this guy and only my nails get purple. Additionally, I could never get my facial hair to do that. If I tried it would leap from my face and run for a restraining order. Hence my electric scythe used to keep my stubble out of trouble.

 

I'd hate to see the toilet that thing came from.

 

Catnip!!!!!!!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXMmqsqNJXA

 

Holey Crap! We used to camp over that way and swim in Lake George. I remember having my toes nibbled on a few times.

 

Just proves how boring my life really is.

 

What toes?

Thanks

... or ...

It proves just how interesting mine really is. Oh, yes, I quite rather like that.

 

Hope there's a radiator in the rear. ----^^^^^That would be one fun VW!----^^^^^^

 

Well that looks like a significant find. Scarey!!! I wonder how old that fella was???

 

Whaver you do, DON'T call it GingerStock.
1600 redheads gathered in Portland to set a new Guiness World Record.
They all had to bring a childhood photo to prove that they were born, not decided that way.
I could think of another way to verify the color, but a lot of them were men.


http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2013/08/world_record_gathering_of_redh.html


The woman in the green dress, lower right, looks like wife #1. Maybe its her daughter.





My first two wives were beautiful women with long red hair. (Shudder.)

 

My first two wives were beautiful women with long red hair. (Shudder.)

My first wife was a blonde. My second wife was a blonde. My first wife is my second wife!
Well I guess that makes her still my first wife, or last wife.
They were gonna have a contest like that for blondes. Seemed to have a problem getting them all to remember where they were supposed to meet---and why.

 

Plus there was that mass confusion in the parking lot:

 

well then

I was born with Howdy Doody red hair. As I aged, it turned brown(I went bad, I guess). It gets sun bleached, here in SoCal. So, I have red hair, brown hair and blonde hair(and yes, some grey, or whatever) I'm one-third blonde 100% of the time. 100% blonde one-third of the time. And, every once in a while, 133% blonde 133% of the time... That's called Blonde Math. I understand Sarah Palin is really good at it.