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Let's see, SAF 27 cents then cuda 27 cents....that's 15 cents then minus 20 cents makes a dollar and 12 cents then SAF's found penny makes 99 cents. OK......99 cents!....we almost have the six dollars USD! Just another 42 cents!!:banana:
By the way....does Rev live in Outer Mongolia? That seems to be where I am. The girls are treating me pretty well.....so far.

 

Your math is pretty good - you must have been watching video's on calculating miles per hour/time to destination presented by attractive young ladies.

Well, he lives Outer his house I would suppose. Girls? Rev's got girls?

 

How do I know! I don't see Rev. Just camels and these girls. Strange.....the camels are dressed with ear muffs and snow shoes.....seems chilly, too. The camels walk funny.

 

Hey SAF.....just between you and me......I think cuda is holding out. I'm pretty sure he could come up with more money. And he should already HAVE a stamp sitting around. Why does he need 20 cents from ME??? And....try to find out who the guy is that is trying to take my place and posting under my name! And get me out of here. I think we only need 42 cents!

 

I found it.

 

OK, someone told me that my above figures are off. I dunno....I'm pretty good at those number things. See for yourself.
OK...with Steve-E-D's above 12 cents (he thought he had 42 cents ) and the 99 cents.....let's seeee.....gives meee..........OK, I have a total of 88 cents so it appears that I now need 30 cents to reach the 6 USD ransom. ummm......no ACTUAL money yet received here and Steve.....I appreciate the thought.....but.......I can't eat pictures!
One of the camels saw your post and ate my monitor.
Got close to one of the girls holding me here and.........conned her into revealing my actual location. Now I can tell you exactly where I am being held. She said we are in the Siberian desert! So...there you go!

 

So you're in the Siberian desert with camels and girls. Tell me more about the girls. Siberia is kind of cold, isn't it? Are the girls keeping you warm?

 

OHHHH, Saskatchewan. Well, that could also be North Dakota - they both get cold although not this year. Those aren't camels, Fox, that's what happens to cows when they get frozen up before they were milked.

 

Have you guys switched medications?

 

Mike, that would explain why the camels are walking funny, eh?

 

I just got another secret email from the guys holding silverfox. I mailed another $6.00-------- to keep him!

 

I'm from Wisconsin....you think I don't know what a COW is?????
And SAF doesn't even know where I am! I'll never get out of here.

 

Oh well. Don't worry yourself, Fox. We're quite used to your replacement now anyway. We'll be fine, but we do appreciate your concern. If you can't leave, do you still need that 27 cents?

Now, Who's got dibs on Fox's wagon?

 

Hey....all that guy can say is no comment!!! And he stole my name!
wonder if my car is still at home????

And I KNOW Cat misses me! I'm not sure why he hasn't sent ALL the ransom to get me back just because he likes me so much.

 

Not sure if Cat heard you over the rumble of the dual exhaust of that Impala SS wagon he's been driving around in lately. But you're right. I'm sure he does miss you. We all miss you. Hey, have fun ridin around on them there camels.