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Shucks I got the Tallahatchie bridge and the Chattahoochee bridge mixed up. We ain't never been up on Choctaw Ridge far as I can reklect! But pernt near all ridges look alike.
But we did go to the Chattahoocie Lake, Dam, and river and maybe did the hoochie coochie and maybe some hankie pankie. The only thing I threw over the bridge were my empty white lightnin bottles as I crossed over in our '55 Chevy when we left the levy.

 

Well done, Sir. I didn't think you had that in you. Just for that, you get a consolation prize from us, in the form of some Smutabilly Hanky Panky:

 

Sometimes I wish I had speakers. Most times I don't!

 

C-l-e-v-e-r.

 

I bet it has horrible range.

 

It never fails, it doesn't matter where you park there is always one who can't do it like everyone else...

 

Ran when parked

 

It reminds me of one of these:

 

In my opinion all dead fish should be cooked before eaten.
What I liked about my soon to be wife and wife was she didn't care to fish but always cleaned and cooked the fish.
One of the few reasons she became my wife and I didn't throw her back.

 

Didn't throw her back where, Sir? Did you at least remove the hook from her mouth, then?

They do taste good, though. The advantage of eating one of those is that you could flip it over and eat it without it watching you eat it. All other fish watch you with one eye. When I eat all the other types, I get a feeling that I'm munching on Inspector Columbo.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Even better than handing the ump a pair of glasses!