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Omg, I just reread 'Chili Cook-Off' on page one...I'm sitting here, dying of laughter, snot running out my nose and crying so much I can't see clearly!!! I just wish my late friend Dale was still alive. I'd tell him the joke, and he'd say "That ain't nothin'."

 

Where my Poodle?

 

Today is Take Your Dog To Work day, or as it's called, Brown Bag On A Leash.

 

Velly Funny. Our high school had to change their team names to Dragons instead of CHINKS. Too many politically corect things.

 

Actually, I screwed the pooch, so to speak. I forgot to say "...Or, as it's called in China...."

Shame on me.

 

Did you hear about the old lady up the street with the legless companion dog she has? Every afternoon at three, she takes it out for a drag.

 

Yeah, I saw her and asked her what the dog's name was. She said, "he don't have one. The damn thing won't come if you call him anyhow."

 

I'm confused. The little old lady was in drag or she dragged her dog?

 

I've got a mathematical dog. He only has 3 legs. He puts down 2 and carries the one.

 

Really? Please tell me you're not serious....

 

Have you neve seen an old lady or man in drag?
I don't mean at a race track!Actually they could be.

 

Yeller...have you seen what you started???


Please someone change the subject!

 

Chili Cook Off?

Page one??

Joke???