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OK, boats float on water.
Trucks don't.
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/32827/Archimedes-principle
Crawfish swim in water until it comes to a boil.

 

I'm kinda with 1tireman on this. It's getting deep and I can't swim. Trucks could float if they were sealed up. I've seen floating cars. My son and I were just talking about them yesterday. I didn't know it but an older friend of his bought one and was afraid to drive it in the river so my son and him put on life jackets and did. He said people came runnng down trying to keep them from commiting suicide! That kid has done some strange things that I don't know about for years.
Some of it involves driving pick up trucks in water and mud.
About Archimedes, I went to middle school with him. He always was strange. Him and Wayne Newton and his uncle Fig had all kinds of theories about relatives.

 

Sooo many questions.....so little answers....

Trucks don't float?..... sure they do, for a brief period of time until they sink.


If you are suffering from insanity and you are enjoying it...... are you suffering?

They say that what ever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas..... so if a zombie attack happened in Vegas, would it stay there at the county line?
(BTW...River Dance preformed in Vegas and they are still preforming ...... Vegas = False advertising!!...River dance...OMG )

And what about that Chicken or the egg question of life????


Well here is the proof!

 

One time I was going to make omlettes filled with leftover moo goo gai pan (Chinese chicken and veggies).
My roommate looked at me, and with terror in his voice he said:
"Are you crazy man?"
"You cant put the chicken in the egg!
It's unnatural, and It'll probably upset the balance of the entire universe!"
He writes for a business journal nowadays, and doesn't get out much.
He probably wouldn't even if they let him, which they don't.

 

WE ALL KNOW CHICKENS CAN'T READ AND ARE HATCHED FROM EGGS. THEREFORE YOU NEED AN EGG TO PRODUCE A CHICKEN. THE FIRST CHICKENS CAME FROM DINOSAUR EGGS AND EASTER EGGS .
I also learned this from my schoolmate Archimedes during recess while sitting under an apple tree as Newton dropped them on our heads.
By the way those were the same apple trees Johnny planted as he went westward ho with my four fathers and mothers in a Studebaker wagon. See wagon related.

 

Cool picture of a yacht in the water(cars on the road in front of it) not adding any more wieght to anything.

 

Apparently Pinebox has been talking to you!
If that yacht does not weigh anything let's see you lift it out of the water.

 

It does weigh something, it just doesn't add to the weight of the water.

Which brings me to another question... if the is a pool on a curise ship does it then add weight to the ship while in the water???

 

Only when its on the FLAT SIDE of the earth.

 

And to ad to that...... me and my slender girth..... if I was "Free Willie" in that pool on the cruise ship.... would I be adding weight to the ship or not.... I'm only dispersing water, not adding weight????

 

Until you land...

 

Um, "splash down" would be more appropriate.
Is it fresh water or salt water?:banghead3:

 

After his landing, I'd say fresh. Same thing would happen to me.

 

It's Rocket Science!

None of you are helping with the original questions. You act like a bunch of polititions!

As for my lost post #2290 I am trying again. Anything to get off the ship, the pool, the Silvertwinkie, and the Tedy in the water.