https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/wan/6167465384.html It would need a set of 'sidewalk' surfboards to go with it.
I'm a little bit closer than Jairus to that 'wagon', but I don't think either of us would be interested in it. Seller can find his own way to retire...... This has been up for sale at that price for quite a while.
Man, I saw that, and he was the first one I thought of! But yeah, that's not gonna move at that price, no matter how original it is.