Can't find matching woodgrain ? No problem.

i hand painted my wood trim....kinda taking a cue from norman.

my trim was peeling, so i masked off the paint and di-noc and peeled and painted the trim. ill throw on some pics tomarrow. it was a loooooonnnnggg day today, and tomarrow aint looking better!

 

well if not the 70's shag carpet then...Astro Turf!

 

Yeah, Fat....astro turf. Yeah...that's it...that the ticket!
Wait! They have those grass seeds advertised on TV now that will grow anywhere...even on concrete. Hey....just glue them on the side of your wagon and have REAL grass! OK...you have to mow it in the summer but it's REAL. Just get a rotisserie and wheel the car over on its side and jump on the rider. No problem. You could drill a hole in the side of the car and use it as a putting green while it's on its side too! Just don't sit on your balls when you get back in your car. And, hey... it'll be dormant in the winter. You may have occasional problems with pets chasing after your car but you can outrun them. You can put one of those invisible doggie fences around the car when parked so they don't use your car to do their business. The smell may be a bit strong after fertilizing but, again, drive fast for a distance and it should go away. And your grass will be watered free when you go through the car wash!

 

You just have to be carefull of where where you spray the lawn fertelizer, you mite get fumes in the wagon with the tailgate window down whle driving

 

I hope we don't have to do career themes. I'm in the Cheese Business......... The only issue I have with shelf paper is that it fades, and does it fade. I have it on one door and it looks like birch.

 

CH CH CH CHIA!!!!!!!!

 

Catnip seeds to keep the dogs entertained from the wayback seat! Nice textured finish, and all of sylvester's girlfriends killing themselves to get some!

I'm thinking of buying a bag and throwing them on the lawns of my 20-cat neighbours' lawns, so they can use their pooper-scoopers. Or maybe the Mayor's lawn.