My uncle was so miffed with the toilet paper companies' X-sheets, 2-ply radial paper, that he came up with a moderately successful method to use one sheet. You fold it in four and tear out about one inch at the folded corner. Keep it! Then you poke your digit through the hole, do the job where the wild goose goes, and clean your fingernail with the kept corner. Forgot how he handled the digit itself. Ooo, Grosse!
Hi jackin' is one thing but the subject matter is USUALLY of great interest. I really can't say that I have a great interest in the depths that this thread's hi jack has probed.
I've never probed a higher jack. The title started below the waistline, telling us how one's anatomy could could be shredded and pancaked. I was trying to deal with a compact issue for those who lose it on the way down.
I lived in pompano beach, coral springs, and Boca....miss it every day! you do #2 before you go....#1 however! when you get to the top...you pick the side that your truck is NOT parked on and get on the walkie talkie and say "golden shower from the tower" ... if you have a ground crew...they take cover in the truck!