1989 Ford LTD Country Squire

Well, this ad is certainly "interesting."

Not sure what sort of "chicks" seller believes would like this car or if they would be of the human variety.
A replacement circa 1989 Crown Vic front end could not be that difficult to find. Seller just wants it to look as ugly as possible.

https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/d/89-battle-wagon/6500570337.html

 

"Move along.... There are no interesting wagons here........."
https://giphy.com/gifs/starwars-movie-star-wars-l2JJKs3I69qfaQleE

 

"Move along.... There are no interesting wagons here........."

 

I can't really argue about the $500 price for what it is unless the frame's about ready to fall out. Seems like the seller just wanted it to look like something out of Escape from New York.

Also, "NO LOW BALLERS; I KNOW WHAT I HAVE." I wonder if he put that in as a joke, considering the price and it's become somewhat of a joke lately with this goofy, seemingly a little cynical and sometimes expletive narrator ( 1:40: )

 

could get more parting out

 

Yeah....a pocket full of rubbers. Here he is, a perfect example of a "strange ranger." Every time I think I'm the weird one, I look at stuff like this and realize I'm not too bad.

(Shakes head) A pocket full of rubbers.........

 

The seller lowered the price to $300 already.

 

"Escape from New York" is the perfect reference. There was even a 1970s Country Squire in it "converted" to steam - but it looked far better than this.

 

And ad now deleted.