My wife's kid sister sent this to her in Spanish. It a good 'un! A cat burglar goes into the house via a back window, with his flashlight on and hears a voice, "Jesus is watching you." Turns off the flashlight and freezes in his tracks, listening... Again, "Jesus is watching you." Turns on the flashlight and spots a paraqueet "Jesus is watching you." The guy says "What's your name?" The bird says "My name is Moses." The guy says, "What ahole named you Moses? The bird says, "The same ahole who named the DOBERMAN, Jesus, and he's gonna rip your face off."
LMAOOO!!! I love that one. I raised some Dobes and that's exactly what they do...sit in the dark and watch you before eating you.
Sounds like a perfect 'Preventive' system to me. The bird and the mut. I think that Cockatiels can be taught to imitate a woman's voice. You could really have some fun with that, because dogs traditionally defend the females first.
