The Florida Gulf Coast Song

Sticking right with the main theme about station wagons, ya'al pretty much know we bought a small home back in beautiful tropical central Illinois and will move back when.. if the weather gets nice.
In the meantime here is my own personal song.... written and narated by someone I don't know.
Listen closely and enjoy. In fact you might want to sing along when listening the second or fourth time.... I did!

Pack your bikinis and come on down. Leave your snow shovels at home.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/7KhSMKfU8HE?rel=0

 

all i can say is thank goodness i live on the other coast. is that your claim to fame song?

 

Follow the bouncing ball.

No I can't claim this. My neighbor sent it yesterday evening. It was my breakfast song to wake us up. I laughed so hard cereal came out my nose and ears. There is so much truth in it it's like I did write it.
But I'm a better singer and artist.


A one and a two... start the bubble machine.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/7KhSMKfU8HE?rel=0

 

Some folks just miss the change of seasons, I guess. As for me, I'll just stay here where we'll be in the 70's for a while, then the 80's, 90's........100's. That's when the snowbirds all head home, and traffic lightens up for a while.
Then it gets cold up north, and snow starts to fly, and the cycle starts over again.........

 

I wish more Florida squatters would move back to wherever.
Not in my swamps.
Except for you, Denny.
So sorry to hear about your (latest) brain damage.

 

It's not really brain damage. It's just deprogrammed in my old age.
As for squaters and snowbirds going back home, that would mean 99.98% of the Florida population would leave.

 

Great song. I just had to post it to my Facebook page for my friends and family in Florida.

 

When we saw it at breakfast I had to send it to everyone I knew. Had to be written by someone like me that moved back home.

Even sounded funnier while eating pizza at supper time.....
Yes supper. I'm now a redneck. Dinner is what we eat at Noon.


http://www.youtube.com/embed/7KhSMKfU8HE?rel=0

 

No one here so I'm just singing to myself in the outside shower down on the Gulf Coast of Floriduuu .
:banana:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/7KhSMKfU8HE?rel=0

 

that was so funny. Toe tapper for sure.

Sounds just like everything to talk about and I suppose your knees look just like those too... Thanks for sharing...except for the part about your ceral coming out your nose...still abit squeamish...

 

That may have not really happened. Just being a bit dramatic. Altho I do slobber on my keyborard occcasionally depending what's on the monitor and I've been told I have cute knees.

Our oldest son in Illinois who helped us with the real estate company getting our house mentioned the part about when monkeys fly to Mars. I had to listen again to understand what he meant.

 

Some members ask why we haven't moved back to Illinois.
The following is my 1000 words.

 

If you don't hurry up and get back, you might miss the snow until......oh, November?

 

Such a sweet place...needs a snowman and driveway shovelled.

 

Exactly what I told my second son and his wife who live less than two miles from the house. Can't seem to get through to those kids.
I also wrote a good friend suggesting him or his wife shovel the drive for me. All I could get from him was "maybe in August." So much for family and friends.

I can't take my station wagon or truck back to put it in that garage now. I don't want to get snow in the tire tread.