You mean the guy working on the car? Can't be 'cause my legs aren't shaved. My car's pretty! Pretty darn cold and covered in snow, AGAIN.
No just being blinded by the picture in my head that you left with a picture of you and your unshaven legs. Too Much Information to process.
My wife feels the same way. She wears socks to bed, 'cause it tickles her feet when she rubs my legs and wakes up. It's like this joke this old navyman told me: God made Man and rested. God made Woman, and niether God, nor Man have rested since! She wakes up, and then wakes me up.