Sick

I'm just sick and tired of my wagon. I doesn't look good, drive good or please me at all.

I'm done with station wagons. I'm going out today and buy a new mini-van! I'm thinking Dodge. With the folding seats, TVs, the works.

I've struggled to keep this crappy car going for five years. I don't know how you folks put up with all the crap that these cars offer. No wonder they went out of style.

Any offer over $5 US will do.




http://www.dodge.com/en/2008/grand_caravan/




















April Fool's

 

You're mean. Nasty! I love it! Good one.

 

Does that mean that Stormin' can't get it for .99 cents down and a penny a month until it's paid for???

 

The interest charges would be about $4,000.

 

Heck Stormin' thats just walking around money for you.

 

It's the penny a day, that's the kicker. Double your pennies every day for a month and you're a millionaire.

 

yur sick alright

 

So does that mean you're going to send me all your U.S. Pennies?

 

Looks like that ain't gonna happen. They're passing legislation to stop production, this month .

 

Quick get all you can so I can hoard them.

 

We walked 3 miles to the Grocery store and found 8 cents! More cents to rub together.