I was browsing bumper stickers, found this, started laughing hysterically, the item will explain it all. I hid the link in these words because the name gives it away
Ma keeps threatening me with a bumper sticker that says "Forget the dogs. Beware of owner!". I keep telling her that if she does that, she gets one. "My Other Car Is A BROOM!" LOL
Remember those metal car club plaques that young guys hung below the rear bumper? I had one on my 1949 Dodge that said MADE IN VIRGINIA BY VIRGINS. Lived with grandparents, uncle and aunt next door. Principal called and grandma made me remove it! We lived in Illinois.