The Plate Crime chronicals

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  1. Hanswurst von Plumpskloh

    Hanswurst von Plumpskloh Prisoner of Foo

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    Episode 1 - British cuisine at its finest. For years now, this elderly gentleman has not once wasted roadkill. The catch is, if the animal is accidentally hit, one, according to British law, is allowed to go fetch the animal and take it home. Who's to say, this man didn't attempt swerving away from his victims :49: Incidetally, we have a few nice old gentlemen on this board. Who knows what skeletons they might have in their closets (You know who you are, out there):

    http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/09/30/badger-stew-dish-day-for-british-roadkill-fan/

    View this video, if you dare. Make sure you do it on an empty stomach: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQvt-gxbq5E
     
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    Krash Kadillak Well-Known Member

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    I draw the line at killing my own food - intentional or otherwise.
     
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    Unless it crawls into the microwave under it's own power, I ain't bothering with it! :deadhorse:

    David ;)
     
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    Looks like a cooking show for a zombie, brains and all! :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
     
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    Can't let it go, eh Tedy? I like your style! (y) Rob Zombie is the only Zombie I care about! He rocks!:party3:
    For the 99% of forum members who aren't familiar with Mr. Zombie's music, Google "Thunder Kiss '65" - a sweet little ballad....
     
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  6. Hanswurst von Plumpskloh

    Hanswurst von Plumpskloh Prisoner of Foo

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    I'm more interested in hearing some of Doc Zombie's musik. All we get is hints on his croaking

    [​IMG]
     
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    Fat Tedy Island Red Neck

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    Typo???....sure you didn't mean cooking???

    [​IMG]

    :p
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Your forefathers and four mothers killed their food. Personally I'd rather eat dead food than live food.
    And this was bad timing. I just ate dead KFC chicken. At least it looked like chicken.:rofl2:
     
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    Cat, that was SEAGULL!!!
     
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    Hanswurst von Plumpskloh Prisoner of Foo

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    Yep.
    We killed them.
    We Dropped a dozen of the suckers into boiling water and ignored their struggles.
    Will I do it again?
    Yep. (y)
    You betcha.
    Every chance I get.
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    One of the dogs killed a chicken when we first brought him home from doggie prison.
    He didn't try to eat it, he just thought it was a toy.
    Mmmm. Made some good chicken soup with that tough old bird.
     
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    PineBox Well-Known Member

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    The Missus raised this rabbit from a kit in the back yard.
    She killed him with a Crossman pellet rifle, then skinned and cooked him.
    The eggs and the Brussel sprouts came from the back yard, too.
    Sure was a tasty feast. :cheers:
    And as fresh as it gets!

    Spanish rabbit with tomato sauce, from scratch:
    [​IMG]

    NO plastic whatsoever was harmed in the making of this feast.
     
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    Mike, your mistaken! Cat lives in Florida....

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    :biglaugh:
     
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    Originally Posted by MikeT1961 [​IMG]
    Cat, that was SEAGULL!!!

    Mike, your mistaken! Cat lives in Florida....



    But KFC is in front of Wally World and the parking lot is full of nasty Sea Gulls. HUMmnnnn ! The KFC guy did say it was fresh!:cry:

    Pinebox if we ever stop down make sure your wife does not have her pellet rifle!:naughty:

    Now I'm hungry again!:yup:
     
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