Heard a good Canadian joke on TV last night. Canada could be the greatest nation in the world IF: They had American technology. French cuisine. British culture. Instead they ended up with: American culture. French technology. British cuisine.
I stay away from British cuisine....... Who asked for it?????, I didn't ask for it!!!! How ever, I also stay away from American cuisine..... I'll stick to my cooking.......
I'll give that about a 1 on the yuk-yuk scale, 1-10, 10 being a gut buster. I'd like to hear some 'American' jokes from the Canuck side.......
French Canadian stuff is not eastern Canada we do eat french fries does that count for multiculturalism? and watch American TV.
The following is allegedly the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995, as released by the Chief of Naval Operations: Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
