The Man Rules

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally the guys' side of the story.

(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side....

　

Now here are the rules from the male side.

　

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

　

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

　

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


1. Sunday sports or news, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.


1.. Crying is blackmail.


1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one


1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.


1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..


1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.


1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.


1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Cars.


1. You have enough clothes.


1. You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Yes, Yes it is


1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;



But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

 

:2_thumbs_up_-_anima

edit.....:banana:

 

YUP, sounds about right ta me !
why just last week while watching new england vs jets game I looked at the missis and said hun sensuous , she looked at me and said sensuous ? and I said YUP sensuous IS UP GET ME A BEER

 

Sounds just about right!

 

Yup, those rules sound fine to me. I particularly liked #1.

 

Some of those are really good! I really like the "nothing" one...been there done that, got a restrianing order.

 

Oh, so true.

They key is to find women who like cars! It's REALLY hard to find women who like wagons, speaking from experience lol.

I really got a good laugh outta this, though!

 

Isnt life fun , if only we were aware now or then would we not be be on this fab site . Merry Xmas to all wherever you

 

Rule #1 is my favorite too!
As for finding a woman who likes cars and station wagons, I was blessed. My wife enjoys almost every hobby I have---Girl watching excluded! But she's okay with that!
Sadly rule #1 gets changed a lot!

 

Now you mention it, I did once. Was a long long time ago. She specifically liked wagons and I drove a wagon. But it didn't last long, her folks liked me and that kinda ticked her off.