Wife Busted Me Today, Now I have to find a new hiding spot!

We had ham yesterday.......I wanted rabbit, but was outvoted.
My daughter used to complain that no boys asked her out more than once, because my interview took longer than the date........and I waited up..........

 

They probably all think you are a rougarou. I know it'd scare the crap outta me if I saw you sneakin' around at night. But jist cuz yer ugly don't mean yer mean.

 

I hide in the trailer - its far enough out that she usually doesn't look there till last and if I put a few tools on the counter or table she thinks I was working and over did things a bit and needed a quick break. Works every time

 

I can't believe you guys are so sneaky. I'd nev---------------------

I have worked in my RV which is way over beyond the garage next to where three cars are in a pole building. But I was doing something important each time.

 

What's a "pole building", Sir? Do you keep Poles in there or just dancers?

It's been evidently a long while, since you last watched the film, Sir, and are therefore mixing up the scenes. When it concerns stuffing, what you were really hearing were the sounds of squealing pigs

Tea is supposed to be brewed from the leaves. Not from the cob


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A Pole building. First thought to have been designed and created by people of Polish decent. These are in fact structures of various sizes built by placing poles looking much like telephone poles, in the ground spaced at certain distances. In modern days the use of square poles has become almost standard. To these are attached horizontal boards which wood, or often metal panels, are screwed or nailed. Pole buildings make quick reasonably priced structures for storing everything from cars, station wagons, boats, farm equipment, or even retired pole dancers. Most have a simple corregated metal or plywood roof.

 

And those were cutoffs from pilings that were driven for a slab and contractor wanted them gone. Still have probably 15 to 20 more in the yard. 1tiredad pulled up with
his 25 foot gooseneck and they even loaded them with their machine and told him thank you for hauling them off. So they were scored for
$00 and he has enough to keep building polebuildings for a while. I guess the only thing that would have been better is if they would have
payed him to haul them off! No sense in being greedy though!
Cement and tin were biggest expense, you would probably be surprised how inexpensive he built those garages.

 

Poles are Polands version of the Italians, because Poles are the only Slavs which are true illusion artists.
However, Sir, your theory is quite close. The first pole city is to be found floating over a northern Italian lagoon. Too bad, New Orleans didn't follow suit, through placing the city onto poles, to allow varying water levels to freely move without taking people and property out into the Gulf