The things some people do in public!

So I'm pulling into the parking lot at work earlier this week. I usually park in the same space every day because it's the lucky horseshoe, but that's another story.
Anyway, there is a tractor tailor parked across from where I park. The driver (a male) is on the passenger side, the door is open and he's snuggled in close to the gas tank. I glanced over when I pulled in and he looked over at me. I always back into my space so now I'm almost right beside the drivers side of his truck. I backed into my space and look back over at buddy by his truck. I think he was... having a pee pee in a public parking lot, in the day, next to the main driveway into the parking lot. I couldn't believe it!
I got out of my truck, started walking across to the store. He's now walking across heading the other way. So I watched to see where he was going, thought maybe he was going for breakfast...nope, he went into the dentist's office. All I could think was, "yeah, they don't have washroom in there" and " oouuu he touched that door handle".
Now this may not be the best place to tell this little story, cause most of you are men and maybe you don't see anything wrong with this behavior. But I got to tell this is just wrong, don't you think?

 

Yes, it is wrong. I was a trucker. I'll admit I've taken a leak next to the truck too. But at a private truck dock which wasn't opened yet or along a deserted highway. Sometimes ya gotta go. But never where anyone could see even a back view.
This guy could have gone inside and did his thing with his thing.
He's lucky you didn't report him.
However I could write a book about things I've seen when driving a big rig. Ask any trucker. Sometimes it ain't a pretty sight! And sometimes it is !!!!

 

A friend of mine had a repair shop for several years along RT 17 in Virginia, a major route that vacationers used en route to Florida. Its used as a connector road from people traveling on 81 to cut over to 95. Many cars that got towed into his shop for repairs were travelers who would wait while their cars were worked on.
I happened to be there while one vacationing family's car was in the shop. They had two small children. My friend found out after they left why the mom had taken her son out to the side parking lot. Rather than ask to use the rest room or even going next door to the Sheetz gas station or across the sreet to McDonalds, she let the kid take a dump right there in the parking lot and left it there (and the kleenex he used to wipe himself) where another customer could have stepped in it.
As for taking a leak in public, anyone who lives in or near a major city probably sees that. In the day time its homeless people taking two steps off a crowded sidewalk into an alley way to take a leak, and later in the evening its the drunks heading home after happy hour that'll do the same thing.

 

Sorry, maybe I am just to country, I honestly see no issue with it, as long as he wasn't hanging the wang out so anyone can see it. If all you could see is a guys back when he is going wazz, I don't care. I would rather take a leak outside instead of a filthy public bathroom anyday. I know where my mini-me has been since the last time he had a shower, in my clean boxers. I think it disgusting for people to walk in, and go wazz and then wash their hands after and not before. Your hands are 1 billion times more filthy then your lil friend or your own urine could ever be. I always wash the disease of the public off my hands before I leak and then wash after, unless I have the pleasure of pissin in the wind, then I have a pack of babywipes in the car to clean myself up before. I also don't make a habbit of pissing on my hands. So as long as your wank is clean and you wash the public filth off first and don't dribble on yourself. There is honestly little reason you would need to wash after(tho I still do, but I am just saying), as long as you don't touch anything in the bathroom that some other filthy bastard has touched. Just walk in, wash, wazz without getting yourself wet, zip and bail without touching anything if you can and you are promoting more personal hygiene then anyone who only washes after.

 

I too have had to HIDE and take a leak. I also live in the woods but check to make sure none of the girls of the house are out when I use a tree.Hand sanitizer is the greatest invention, we have them in every vehicle, my kids have them hanging from thier bookbags for school. Everyone should have a little bottle handy for good hygiene and as far as taking a pee in a public park in lot during the day, well that is just a lack of respect for others and by a main entrance of all places...THINKING IS FREE, DOESN'T COST A DIME! Hide where no one else can see you!

 

I understand that sometimes and I mean just once in a while the need to pee can be intense if not down right painfull, but that being said if you have to go that badly then be discreet a public parking lot is in no way discreet. We men are lucky in the regard that we can go almost anywhere, but there are boundries and if you're over the age of 8 you know what they are. Not cool truck driver guy.

 

The world is a dirty, grimy place. Try not to think too much about it, or you'll never want to leave home!

 

Yep, guys are lucky in that respect when it comes to relieving ourselves from our frontal body limb.
Since we are outdoor type people ourselves, camping, hiking, beaches, etc. it has been necessary to "piss in the wind", as our friend so eloquently wrote.
But I've always looked for a tree or other shelter. The older I get the smaller the shelter mecessary!

Bodily functions while in remote natural settings are natural as long as we use common sense. After all bears do it, deer do it, and all of God's creatures do it. We have proof of this on our own tiny five acre lot.

However, my wife, being of the opposite sex, has had problems, even in more remote beaches and woods, doing her squat and dribble!

We are lucky as men. Anyone should at least stand on the opposite side of their vehicle if this becomes important to do immediately. And we are forwarned of natures call. Believe me, I now take a morning water pill and know when to stop typing and head for the head!

As far as this being a dirty place, with dirty peope, it gives me the creeps to be in a men's room at the stand up thingie, hearing another man flush, and just walk out the door! I'll do everything I can to get outta there without touching the door knob.

Please tell your wives and daughters to NOT put their purse on the floor!

Thank you fannie for such a fine station wagon topic!

 

I don't think that there are very many people out there that have not gone outside at some point or another. My wife and I both have had to do so since we like to go for walks and I can't exactly move that fast... not to mention that I pee as often as a pregnant woman... This being told to me by a pregnant woman bytheway.

Hand sanitizer is the greatest thing for sure. We also keep some in the car and at access in various parts of the house. We buy big bottles and refill smaller bottles that we reuse over and over again. Cleaning regularly the outsides of the bottles to ensure that the cleaning effort isn't negated by external single celled miscreants.

I don't understand what it is like to think that it is okay to go where anyone could see you at any time because you didn't at least try to be discreet. I have gone behind the bushes of city buildings but never during the day. Daytime means public bathrooms. I know what "public bathroom" means. I have done janitorial work since I was 12. I have cleaned up things that people just should not do. (use your imagination on that one)

I , also, appreciate the ability to walk out my door and open up and go if I wanted to. I don't think that there has ever been a place I have lived in the I don't go outside at some point. I just try to pick a spot that is both less visible and less traveled. No parking lots...

 

Well.....I don't do it outside anymore. I did it once and suddenly 3 women walked by and looked. They chased me for 26 blocks with money in their hands yelling....."wait!...wait!....come baaaack!"
:banana:

 

But if your suspenders hadn't gotten caught in the old girl's wheel chair, there would have only been two chasing you, and if you didn't have the bright yellow underwear, the other two oldsters wouldn't have been chasing you with money and shouting, "Taxi!!!"

 

Hey....wait! I was younger then!

 

Well I'd run also if I was younger and the old ladys were after me!

 

GEEZE! OK, OK......... I was young and the GIRLS were young!!

 

A little more like this, was it?
"Hey mister!!! Your wallet fell out of your pocket when you dropped your pants to take a pee! This is your money! Wait! Come back!"