This Wood (Ron) won't get you further than half a mile. Bones don't burn that well. But, the nose should be good for a couple hundred yards:
...and stuffing Ol' Keeth into the kettle should get every local drug addict fighting tooth and nail, to get a whiff of the exhaust fumes What about a Halloween truck?:
Yeah, but I don't have a sedan with rear defogger, I don't have a Peterbilt 'Needlenose' gasoline tanker, and I don't have a winding stretch of California back country highway. So I would need Photoshop to make my idea work, but I don't have it or the skills, either.