I got a phone call from 1980. It said it wanted all the spandex back in it's possession since they escaped to all the bike riders in 2017
Spandex is the outdoor version of longjohns. They either make you look svelte, or you're trying to shoplift five pounds of small taters.
I don't ride a bike but my spandex pants keep me warm in the Illinois winter. Plus they sort of make me look cute. I'll admit pink is not my favorite color.