He bent the parking meter post back under the car and when he tried to move forward the post snagged the under carriage and could no longer bend back the other way with the car on top of it. That car is toast. And the driver is brain dead.
Nah, not a drop.......maybe a gallon though I like the dog, it's like he saw it coming a ran before the parked car was hit, then when the coast was clear he bolted the hell out of there.
Surprised no one beat me to the pun... Well, if only he'd be ON the wagon, this wouldn't have happened! Just curious btw, after he runs over the curb, why is there black smoke pouring out of the exhaust? I've driven over curbs a number of times, leaving (genuinely tight) parking lot exits. No damage is ever done (unless I hit them at 20mph, like I did when I was 16 just once). What did he do to cause so much damage, and what system did he specifically damage to cause the black smoke?
He ran over the parking meter post and it bent backwards and then he tried to go forward! See my above post and then look at the clip again.