New product for you old farts

That is downright ingenious!

 

Not like this guy's Christmas! He should've gone to a Santa Chimney class!

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/071226/K122606AU.html

 

Talking about a sinking feeling

 

Puts a whole new meaning about being up to your neck in crap!

 

Should have gotten one for Grandma, for Christmas this year...



Nick

 

One of my buddies is a 50 year old bachelor here in the neighbourhood. Heck of a nice guy. Owns his own home, has something like 22 cats he took off the street and rescued. Does all kinds of stuff for the community. He picks up junk in the alleys and turns it into street art for the many community gardens we have around here.

Well, he's in love! Just before December, he met a tall gal and they connected! When he told me, I asked if he was in love or lust. He said he'd let me know, later. It seems like its both. His humor has gone from 'off-the-wall' to downright earthy!

So his joke for the day is: "What's the Definition of Foreplay for men?"

Answer: Fifteen minutes of begging! I'm still chuckling, but that would have been true when I was 16 to 25. Now, it's more like an hour!

 

So True.

 

You know you're getting old when you're in the Missionary position! Kneel baby, kneel!

 

"Blood Sweat and Tears"(canadian band) song was "Spinning Wheel".....and that is my only contribution to this thread..

 

Thanks. Great band!

 

This one ended up having the entire ordeal end up over his head:

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pak...o-death-for-farting-in-mosque-during-ramadan/

 

Thanks to Poison-Ivy for bringing back old but goodie threads. A man who himself has proven to have his head in the toilet of life.

Grandma didn't need it. Grandma got runned over by a Reindeer while walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You may not believe in Santa................... As for me and Grandpa we believe.
I miss members like Pinebox. Where is he now? Did he end up down the outhouse with the rest of the............... Sears catalog?

From the old outhouse, to the inside water closet..................... we ended up with unipotties for all the boys and girls. Evolution is a strange thing.

 

Might it be a coincidence that he called himself that?

 

Last we heard he was building a place in north central Florida. Possibly he got confused and sealed himself within the walls or did end up living in a pinebox among the gators.

I'm sure he'll wander back someday.