It's never a good sign when there are two pictures of the car with the hood open and you still cannot tell if it has an engine or not.
Hmmmm, real marketing opportunity here. I can see this ad going in a different direction, kinda like this- Got stuff ? Like stuff? Don't have enough stuff? Well your in luck. For a limited time the Hoarder start kit is available. You get a storage shed creatively disguised as an old station wagon jam packed with stuff to start your "hoardllection". Imagine, your just a few garbage days away before your new stuff starts spilling over. What joy will be felt as your mowable grass area gets smaller. Act now!