My wife has 5 sisters. One is single. Every week she gets one of these $10 phone cards and every weekend they're all at her mom's house and they yak, and yak and moan and groan and LTAO (Their) at their menfolk, for 5 (FIVE!!!) hours. Last weekend, they got on a tear about what their hubbies do or don't do around the house, to make themselves feel like Wonder Woman. My single sister-in-law lived with us for 2 years while she attended a couple years of English studies at one of our Universities. Well the married gals vented, including mine, and the S-I-L came up with the fact that she had none. My wife's usual sense of humour kicked in and told her kid sister to imagine she had a Virtual Viejo (oldman), which triggered another sister to chime in about some online site where women 'design' their VV/VH. Seems this one woman worked herself into a real pit of depression, comparing her Actual with the Virtual. V and she had two kids. A and she had none. Her common complaint was that the v-kids were such a burden and VV wasn't pitching in. She got up in the morning and killed her A hubby, thinking he was the V-hubby. So, yesterday, the gals got going again on their 5-hour ragging fest. I was outside working on the dash conversion, minding my own business, and I hear my wife LHAO (Her), over and over again. My S-I-L got into the VV contest again, only to defend me from my wife's gnattering! We went and bought a new phone system so they could yak together on Speaker phone, and I came in for a cold drink and a whiz, and there was my hero stepping up on my behalf. My wife went red with embarrassment and told them I'd walked in. DEAD SILENCE, except for my S-I-L just going at it. I laughed so hard and thought about KK's Lawnmower joke. Dad always said that the best thing a man can do when a bunch of women are in a yakfest is to just grunt wisely and shut-the-f-up! Laughing with, worked too. I'm still alive!
I wonder how that lawnmower episode would impact the fairer gender. Instant hair styling? and... ???!!! hush normie.
It would appear these gatherings are a worldwide event If KK does a female version of the lawnmower I don't think I could handle it(not yet anyway!!)............ Stormin'Normin should leave a transcript of the lawnmower for the next gathering
Definately right! The plumbing and wiring are way too asyncronous! They don't have much in the way of lawns down there (in Mexico ), so even if I translated it into Spanish (as a V-hubby), they wouldn't get it. I'm past the cringing stage now, when I think about KK's contribution, for now.
