So we heard about using vodka to clean the house with. It works great! The more we drink the cleaner the house looks. I bet it works on garages too!
Down south we have a program called bourbon renewal. After a few drinks, the whole neighborhood looks better!
Since I've retired I have noticed something that I can't remember from years a go. I've seen women so ugly that I thought they were men and men who may actually be other ugly women. :confused: Since most have tattoos and piercing, and wear the same clothing, it leaves me confused and worried when I use public restrooms. In fact I have to be desperate to go in some places. It's enough to cause a grown man to drink! That's my excuse and I'm stickin to it!