1973 Plymouth Satellite

Most car ad copy would say, "split seams on driver side of seat, all others mint" and without a picture, we'd believe it. I bet this guy bought this off some old guy in town for $200, has beat on it for a couple years, didn't manage to kill it, and now thinks it's hot stuff like every other beater wagon in the world just because it's 39 years old.

Seller: "But it's a '73?!!"

The rest of the world: "Yeah, but it was a dog in '73, a base model, stick shift, two-seat, non-AC base wagon, and just because it got old doesn't mean it automatically gets a pedigree!"

 

Hit the nail on the head, there. Second family sums it up, too.