Some people's dreams...

...are other peoples comedy!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Olds...3700466?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item1e6af8aaf2

 

I'm sure that rides great....

 

I sure would hope so for a $10K starting bid!

 

there must be drugs in this car…………….

 

WOW, thats one hell of a claim " This is the cleanest Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser anywhere!"

Also love this line "Perfect upholstery and carpets, top of the line interior by Fisher Coachworks, which was a factory option for the Oldsmobile line of cars. Everything works like new." Isn't the little carriage embossed on the sill plates for just about any GM car, not only Oldsmobile, by fisher? If its so "Top of the line", then where are the power leather seats numbnuttz?



Dont forget all that "custom" work and it still has the 307 Olds under the hood.

Another great selling pitch " A rare opportunity to own a very original and extremely rare wagon." So rare that every boneyard in the country has atleast three and most likely one is this same exact color. But atleast the ones in the boneyard atleast will have a shine to their paint because someone waxed it atleast once in its life, this thing has less shine the a cured coat of fill and sand primer!

What a SCHMUCK!, its worth $1500 max, only coz he is a jizzbag!

 

OK...the car has the typical faded hood and top facing paint like most of these do. It has a premo interior that is NOT unusual for these 80's box wagons. They had tough materials in there and it was hard to wear them out. But....what REALLY cracks me up is the wide whites on a 1990 car! I mean...hey...they look ridiculous on there! At least to me, anyway. Completely out of context. Ridiculous probably isn't even a strong enough word....preposterous? STUPID? Anyway....this is just another reasonably nice box wagon. I just couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the starting bid! This guy obviously doesn't even understand cars to have put those wide whites on there and then ask about 6 times the price.

 

ok,ok i've got it…………….

I think i know where the white on the tires comes from…………















COLOMBIA!!

 

Id rather have it like that then any of these. I mean, COME ON! How ignorant can a person get and not to mention how unsafe these things are to share the streets with. I could care less if the driver of the car crashes, what about the innocent people these people involve with their crashes, due to braking systems that cant handle that much rolling mass.



Look at this asshat, lexan wheels, real safe there and then the factory rotors a drums that are only designed to stop a 15" wheel.


And this, WTF is this thing?
1.75 tubing arms, stock brakes, its just unsafe!


After looking at these, I would not mind the fatwalls at all, atleast the car can stop in factory distance when a little kid runs out into the street infront if it.

 

Must be a little osmosis goin' on there!

 

What about bumper height, i used to get a ticket for my 71 duster jacked up in the rear and these would have drove over my duster.
That olds wagon isnt bad if you take the whitewalls off and lift it back up, but not for that price.

 

That's what guardrails are for. To take these abortions right off those stupid wheels and send the "Juicy-fruit" painted bodies to where they belong. OFF our streets and into the boneyards.

 

Typical Orange County speculator. He ain't going to get a sale at that price. Apparently doesn't know the wagon market real well. I like this quote, "Build in its last year of production, 1990, for the CEO of Oldsmobile as a retirement gift." Oldsmobile CEO, huh? Prove it! Oldsmobile's Division Manager back then was a guy named William Lane.

 

Did anyone notice the dual chrome tip pipes sticking out the sides about 3/4 of the way down. I bought my 89 custom for $600 and i have put another 3500 into it to use it as a daily driver. That included a new exhaust and catalytic converter, new brakes, rear end seals etc...love the car and everyone over 30 who sees it likes to comment on the wagon their family had. remember in California anything goes!

 

WOW! Really don't have anything else I can say