Good Bye Everyone

I'm quite excited about this. I am looking forward to seeing my Dad, Mom, Gram and sister, along with too many friends and other relatives. And I've been practicing my 's. I think I'll be needing that "up there" won't I?

I've got the bags packed and in the back of the safari (I'm not leaving that behind - not a chance - no matter what HE tries to pull, it goes with me and that's final) and a list of my email contacts just in case some of you, ummm, let's just say, don't make the cut.

I've got only one real concern - what octane fuel do they have "there"? Do I need to take a pair of low compression heads along just in case?

 

LMAOFFFF

 

No need for the heads. I've heard everything is perfect there.

 

Is everybody packed? Only 2 days before we go.....

Reminds me of joke my old pastor told.......

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.

An angel hears his plea and appears to him. "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules.

The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him.

The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed.

Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter.

Seeing the suitcase St. Peter says, "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!"

But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through."

St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, "You brought pavement?"

 

The world is ending on a Saturday? Shheesh! Why can't it wait until the weekend is over at least.


Besides, I thought we had until December 21, 2012.

 

I am so excited. I've never been on a trip that long. Do we stop for pee breaks and pop and chips?

And do I need to dress up for this? You know, shave the neck, trim the beard, whack the nostril and ear hairs? Egads, do I have a pair of jeans with knees in them? Gadzeeks, I can't help but wonder if I need to wear a white sheet or if my shorts and Good Guys T-shirt will suffice - it seems so appropriate don't you think? I'd hate to cut it for the wings to fit through. I only got a XXX when I bought it, never expecting to need room for wings.

Oh man, and my mom used to say "make sure you have clean underwear on in case you are in an accident" when ever we went out - as if it would have been clean after an accident but I guess I have to consider that she will be there waiting for me and will ask her usual questions she's been saving up since she took the big trip years ago. Oh man, am I ever going to catch it for telling my mother in law (who will be waiting too) that she made better cabbage rolls than my late mother. Oops.

This raises another set of questions - do they have high performance wings? What about color - do we get a choice? Do we get lessons? What if we are reincarnated as squirrels?

 

End is near !

I just found this forum yesterday. Gonna have to hurry to add everything I know about wagons.... Hell, I already did that. I know nothing--nothing I tell ya. But that leaves little time to rape a virgin and rob a bank... See ya!--------I seem to have a problem already. Can't find any virgins around NW Florida boonies! PS and all that stuff. If I had a 1957 Safari wagon I'd already be in heaven!

 

Robbin a Bank?

 

I will be at the Automotion car show.

 

What No raping virigins and robbing banks?????

 

Nah, I'm Catholic and hoping to get into heaven lol.

 

Wait kill the Priest and then get the Virgin.

 

Virginians

This is for old farts only--------- Brings back old memories. When I was young I was smarter than my dad so moved out. Eventually moved in with grandparents. Didn't belong to a car club so didn't have one of those drag tags like many had on the rear of their cars. --- I had a plaque saying "MADE IN VIRGINIA BY VIRGINS. My grandma got mad and made me take it off! This has nothing to do with the world ending. But confessin is probably good about now. That's all I've ever done wrong!