Remember I found the end of the internet a few months ago. It's there just google "the end of the internet". Well this is the blonde joke that ends all blonde jokes apparently. A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
:16suspect1: cool no ticket A Very Short Story Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. Woman yells out window, PIG ! Man yells out window, B***H ! Man rounds next curve. Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road . Thought For the Day: If men would just listen
A pretty blond was driving her new RAM pickup down a highway in Saskatchewan when she spied another blond out in the middle of a wheat field, attempting to row a boat. She SLAMMED on her brakes and screeched to a halt. Blond #1 jumped from her truck, threw her cigarette down in a huff, and ran to the fence. Livid, she screamed at the blond in the rowboat: "Damn you!" "Its dummies like you that give ALL blonds a bad reputation." "I'm so angry that if I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!" Lucky for the girl in the rowboat!
Never dated a blonde. At least, not a real one. This is a true story, also a Prairie one, PB. A gal I was dating had one of her girlfirends over for drinks, back in the late 70s, when I lived here in Winnipeg. Anyway, we were sipping wine and the gals were starting to talk about other girlfriends. It seems that this one well-to-do blonde was on her way to a wedding in Brandon (180 miles West of Winnipeg) on the 4-lane Highway (Trans-Canada Hwy 1), at a pretty good clip. She wanted to get there for the gals' staggette!) Back then, the RCMP used motorcycles for Highway Speeders. The blonde is driving her red corvette convertible in hot July summer, and wearing a mini-skirt. She gets pulled over, and starts to get out of the car, while Sargent Preston gets off the Hog. He's walking over, and she asks "Is my mother Ok?" "Lady, I'm stopping you..." "I know why you stopped me. You want to invite me to the Policemens' Ball, right?" "Lady, we don't have balls!" He turned red, closed the ticket book, got on the Hog, and drove across the grass to the other lanes...
Swedish joke translated into Queens English Billy-Joe who wasn´t the brightest guy, went to a fleamarket. He there found a mirror. He had never seen a mirror before so he asked the man in charge what it was. The man thought he should have a little joke on Billy-Joe´s behalf, so he said: - It´s a painting of you, sir - Of me? said, Billy-Joe -Yep, just look closely into it and you´ll see what I mean. - Damn, you´re right, it is me, said Billy-Joe. I´ll take it. Well at home Billy-Joe told his (blonde) wife that he had made a real find. - What is it? said Marybelle -It´s a painting of me, my dear blonde wife -Let me see, she said. She took the painting( mirror ) and started laughing -What are you laughing about? said Billy-Joe You´ve been fooled, It´s a picture of an old whore from Albuqurque....
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman Said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, butthought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog" The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a f.........g Chihuahua ?!"
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
