New product for you old farts

When I saw this ground, er wind breaking new product, I was reminded of a thread started earlier by Stormin' Norman. [Hmm. How did you get that windy name again?]
You need this for that taco party at the in laws house.

It makes a great Christmas gift, fellas!


Be SURE to check out the product demonstration video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXp53Dk48Y

And buy them here:
http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=8

 

Awesome....

 

You mean beer plumes?
http://www.stationwagonforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1337

 

Hey it's better to fart it and waste it than burp it and taste it.

 

I thought it was sharing the wealth!

 

You guys are AWSOME!!!

 

Beans, Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!

 

I'll degrade it even further:

Here I sit broken hearted, came to s--- and only farted.

 

You got me! I'm stumped... or is that constipated??

 

Pinebox, It's all your fault! We delved to the bottom of the outlet, without posting some of the Outhouse graffiti!

So here, to elevate the theme a bit, is one of the oldest, easiest, and most expensive bathroom toilets ever made! The one, the only Thomas Crapper! Forget all those high-efficiency water saver novelties. When water falls from 6 feet up, whatever is in the bowl takes a sharp dive!

http://www.thomas-crapper.com/ProductsBycategory.asp?intCatalogID=82&L=2&strCatalog_NAME=Complete%20W.C.%20Sets&GI=0&GIU=/imagename.jpg&GIA=&pt=Our%20complete%20range%20of%20high%20and%20low%20level%20W.C.%20sets.

For a mere $1,800, Or you could elevate the tank and run a long tube and a chain. Now who's pulling who's chain, eh?

 

This is SINKING Fast

 

Which group sang that song - What goes up, must come down?!

What do think of that Thomas Crapper? Handy in Nevada, I'll bet! Water bills must be like our heating bills?

 

I'll let you know once I move there.

 

Well, you're lucky, with the Solar Society right there. Theyve got all kinds of DIY tips on rain harvesting, even collecting dew from the cool desert air. Just remember Flush Twice it's a long way to Arizona's deserts.