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It's times like these I realize I am really an angel!
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Its times like these that I can see how good you look in a dress.
Is your purse full of duct tape?

Oh.
AARRRRG!

 

OMFG!!!

 

The horse race video worked today, the Napa nanny was sleeping, some seriously funny stuff.

 

Oh No! Horsin around at work ! Shiver me timbers.

 

Yes sir Matey! I be havin a slow day so I be wastin time on the old wagon forum this day. Avast!

 

Yer boss catches you and youz will be scrappin the barnicles off the roof of the shop with yer hook hand.

 

Aye yer right, I best be on the lookout for that scurvey dawg. He be a saltly old captain.

 

This young guy at work started a co-op at Napa today. He was so excited Tuesday evening when he was telling me about it. He's only 16 or 17 but has just bought he's second car. Saved the money, sold the first car and bought the second. They're are both little imports but it's what he likes. He ordered a bunch of new exhaust parts, Magniflow and huffers and puffer to get better air flow going in and going out. I didn't really understand all the parts he named but he was so proud of these parts and he put them all on the car himself. He told me later in the evening that he changes the oil for a few of his friends. Last week a friend of his came into work and took his car keys and ran a scan on his car cause a little had come on. His friend figured out the problem...no charge. I'm guessing they trade off doing things for each other.
He's a great kid...I like him. He started parking his car awaaayyy over next where I park so it's out of the line of fire from the shopping carts. He told me to have a look at his car's bum cause it looks really good with the new tail pipes sticking out, he was right it did. He keeps that car sooo clean I was really impressed, he'd give you a run for your money 81x11...
I believe he will do well with what ever he does with his life but I'm looking forward to the stories from Napa.

 

Oh Fannie the stories I could tell you but nobody would finish a post that long. I could write a novel about nothing but trailer bearings, boat and motorhome parts. Sunday afternoons where the desperation is palpable.

 

I didn't know Fannie worked at Napa also.

 

Discounts for everyone!

 

I don't work for Napa... sorry a little confusion... a young fellow who works with me as a partime cashier(cause he's still in high school) is doing a job placement(co op) at Napa.

 

Does this mean we don't get your NAPA 50% discount Fannie? :confused: