Car pranks

No. No, he isn't.

 

Why was I thinking of you and Fannie when I did that?:confused:

 

I always carry around my grandfather's TL-29 with me, and one day I was pretty bored and decided to google the TL-29 to see what they go for. Because of that I found the below story posted by the user "jackknife" on the bladeforums that would fit in this thread pretty well:

Which reminds me of a car prank one of my grandfather's coworkers pulled. My grandfather was a DOW contractor after the war and he and his coworkers designed automated gun systems, AA, the Gatling gun on the A-10, and a bunch of stuff I really shouldn't talk about. The lab was in the middle of a bunch of fields, and originally there wasn't much around it. To get to the lab, everyone had to take these back roads and you'd occasionally get some congestion at the intersections that weren't designed to handle so much traffic, and these two coworkers kept getting upset with each other over road rage incidents as they raced each other to try to get to work each morning. Well one day one of them thought enough was enough, and left home extra early so he could take a different route to work and cross the other guy's path at one of these overloaded rural intersections. As he pulled into the intersection he pushed a button he had rigged up under his dash and the whole area faded to white. Here, he had made his own version of the M10 smoke screen system hidden it in his trunk, and had it set up to dump into the exhaust system. And that's why everyone was late to work that day.

 

Now if you really want to give someone in your shop a surprise, build one of these [in a sealed project box, you don't want anyone seeing the circuitry], leave it in a high traffic area, near a plugged in extension cord and a piece of paper saying "DO NOT TRY SECRET PROTOTYPE"

Someone will get curious, plug it in, and flick the switch. For best results you want it plugged into something on the same breaker as the room's lights.

 

This thing is freaking my butt out! The longer I look at it,,, the more weirded out I get...

 

Now, that chips my bark I ought to come down there and give you a hug, for that Then twist your ears

 

Dude,
Your picture does the same thing to me. If dogs look like their masters, this could definitely be your dog.

 

And Hans will have no trouble getting a hold on those ears to twist them!

 

Yeah, and what do you feed that WTF??..... live tazmanin devil, Wolverine, badger with rabies??, Or just thow herd of wild boar in it's cage and run for your life?

 

Hans said that's the pick of the litter. The cute one!​

 

Me and Rascal.....


Should have seen the tsunami when I hit the phool......oh the humanity! No deaths but 400 injured. When I became alet again there wasn't a drop of water in the pool and a crane has hooking me up! I now have a court order banning me from any public pools and any ocean water that sea frieghters use......go figure?

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Looks like they could have the same smile....just saying...
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When I break into hospitals, I keep the candy for myself and Kilter gets fresh hospital waste. When we entered the morgue, Kilter whispered into my ear that she wanted to try some marbles. I then went into the fridge and proceeded to poach some. I still have the marble sack and keep it full of shiny coins.
Kilter made some friends at the Humane Society, the other day. They had photos of their disowners and we scanned them. Hey people! It's true. Animal qualities indeed do rub off on their owners :

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Now I know who's sniffing my station wagon gas.