Now that's flakey

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  1. fannie

    fannie Well-Known Member

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    BEST SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE EVER

    A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over
    here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
    get started."

    Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box,
    it's a rooster."

    Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
    table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
    and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............














    "Let's put all the Corn Flakesback in the box."







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    :dancing:
     
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    fannie, Dec 3, 2012
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  2. Dewey Satellite

    Dewey Satellite New Member

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    Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Good one Fannie! :rofl2:
     
    Dewey Satellite, Dec 3, 2012
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    1tireman Well-Known Member

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    :rofl2:That's good. My wife also liked it.
     
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    now I'm hungry:evilsmile:
     
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    :confused:
    So did they ever get the puzzle put together?
    Maybe some of the pieces were upside down.
     
    PineBox, Dec 3, 2012
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    Fat Tedy Island Red Neck

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    :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
     
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    Fantastic! :rofl2:

    Made my evening.

    Cheers, Fannie!
     
    TopherS, Dec 4, 2012
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    silverfox New Member

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    I don't get it.:49:



    :rofl2:
     
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    haha :) too funny
     
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  10. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Me neither !!!! :rofl::banghead3: Maybe they need to glue them on cardboard and frame it. I'm puzzled!:49: I'm also hungry!
     
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  11. phantom 309

    phantom 309 havin a laugh

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    Ah,. breakfast jokes,.

    Two cornflakes sitting in a bowl,.
    which one is the murderer??

    Stay tuned,. its a serial...

    nick
     
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  12. fannie

    fannie Well-Known Member

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    Oh No :slap: a serial???


    Someone gets murdered...now I'm puzzled:confused:
     
    fannie, Dec 5, 2012
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  13. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Maybe the silver-haired old lady did it!:biglaugh:
     
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    I'm stealing this one. Awesome!! :rofl2:
     
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    fannie Well-Known Member

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    :coffee:


    :D
     
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