Sucker for punishment

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  1. tbirdsps

    tbirdsps New Member Charter Member

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    A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most
    of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had
    "disappeared".

    The somewhat irate spouse called her
    mate's cell phone and demanded: Where
    the hell are you?

    Husband: Darling
    you remember that Jewelery shop
    where you saw the Diamond Necklace and
    totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said
    Baby it'll be yours one day.

    Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I
    remember that my Love.

    Husband: Well,
    I'm in the Pub next to that shop.
     
    tbirdsps, Dec 13, 2011
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  2. Xavier

    Xavier Classic Goth

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    :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :lolup:
     
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  3. Olds Weighty Eight

    Olds Weighty Eight New Member

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    :beerchug:
     
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  4. Krash Kadillak

    Krash Kadillak Well-Known Member

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    Talk about falling over a cliff..........
     
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    Thats funny.
     
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  6. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    :naughty: For some reason I don't think I should try that!:pub:
     
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    YUP Thats funny, THATS A KEEPER:rofl2: :rofl2::biglaugh::cheers:
     
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  8. Dewey Satellite

    Dewey Satellite New Member

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    True story, minus the jewelery store, and subsitute mall for historic 25th st...

    I tried this the other day at a local bar called Brewski's, 1 shot and 3 Corona's in I got a tap on the shoulder...it was my wife. She said "did you get lost dear?" I said "no babe I found the bar stool no problem." She laughed and joined me...I have a very cool wife indeed.
     
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    wingnut Non-Hockey Fan

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    Pub? ... english humor?.... LOL
     
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  10. ModelT1

    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    :rofl2:English have humor?-:cheers:--- I don't believe I've ever been to a pub! :drink::beerchug::wine:
     
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  11. Dewey Satellite

    Dewey Satellite New Member

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    I was in a pub in Sussex once a long time ago, the beer was black, room temp and stout as could be, but man it got you hammered. After four or five the warmth doesn't bother you any more. :cheers:
     
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  12. Xavier

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    And that is how a good beer is supposed to be. :yup:
     
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  13. Dewey Satellite

    Dewey Satellite New Member

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    Okay Ian but an ice cold blonde beer and a hot pizza sure is GOOOOD!
     
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