A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription!!"
CMU. Oh, you may not know what that means, since it's my own new entry into the lexicon of computerese. I'm getting so tired of seeing LOL that I'm now posting CMU, which stands for "crack me up". Please feel free to make use of it as liberally as you see fit!
I feel so lost... I have never been good at computerese. I am still learning txt. Which I know is practically the same thing but there are differences... I still feel lost... :confused:
You think YOU are lost, Keys??? You should be sitting over here!:confused: The only one I understand so far is TBird's.
