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  1. Roadking41A

    Roadking41A Well-Known Member

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    They say if you are a Muslim and Kill a few innocent bystanders you will go to Heaven and get 72 Virgins.

    Now going by what Jeff Dunham does in his act and he says this while talking to Achmed the Dead Terrorist. You get 72 Virgins when you go to heaven but they never said MALE OR FEMALE.
     
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    CapriceEstate Yacht Captain

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    They get 72 Virgins because Hell is a Star Trek Convention!

     
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    Roadking41A Well-Known Member

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    Maybe but the real Question is MALE OR FEMALE, I also Forgot to add in UNIC.
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    No Virgins

    Now I'm sorry I even mentioned Virgins. If the world don't end tomorrow this will haunt me forever. Well at least till Sunday when I can pray forgiveness! I will be forgiven won't I? :thumbs2: When Muslims take over, which seems close to happening, will we still go to heaven and get all those Virgins after we are beheaded. I'd hate to loose my head over anything less than 72 virgins.:oops:mg:
     
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    Roadking41A Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but will they be Beautiful women,hags that are hundreds of years old, or will they be (yuck I can't believe I'm saying this) Males or Male unics?
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    --------:confused: Without a head would be without eyes. So who cares? Wait, that didn't come out quite right. I agree, can't believe we are sayin this. :162:
     
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    Roadking41A Well-Known Member

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    I know I'm twisted...:rofl2:
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Twisted????

    ------I was busy on several bike sites and antique car sites. Somehow I am now learning all about station wagons........... Well at least on a station wagon forum. Learning that everyone isn't too damned serious about everything. Just shows wagon lovers are just good ole boys and girls like always. I'll get to the learnin about wagons part late. :lolup: As far as I'm concerned a station wagon is just a car with a longer trunk in the back seat.
     
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    Roadking41A Well-Known Member

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    Great Bunch of people here for sure. Now whats that about a longer trunk? :rofl2:
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    ElCamino-Ranchero

    Our son has a 1976 El Camino. Isn't it true those type vehicles were built on a station wagon platform?
     
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    Roadking41A Well-Known Member

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    I believe so I had a 76 myself and a 75 Laguna the Elco was longer by a few inches.
     
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    Virgin Mules perhaps....
     
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Never

    -----You never want to be that rich. Money is not the answer. Still, it would be nice to have a station wagon filled with large denomination bills. Make that a Buick or Caddy. Friendship and havin fun are much more important than being filthy rich. ----- By the way, I'm half way!:rofl2:
     
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    My Caddy Wagon ,with the extra long trunk.;):icon_drive:
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    ModelT1 Still Lost in the 50's

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    Die for a Ride

    You are right. Met some nice members already and learning so much about station wagons. (?)-:yahoo: I'll bet there were people just dieing to ride in your wagon. :kewlpics:
     
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